Marriage is beautiful but marriages aren’t easy. Are we expecting too much from our forever love?

That’s right, ladies. FINALLY, female pleasure is top of the list. At least, when it comes to the brand CLIMAX.

Unfortunately folks, that friend would be me. This doesn’t mean that I am unable to be in a relationship by the way (single men, reveal yourself), and nor does it mean I am somehow sexually inept.

I recently read an article with the title, ‘Things You Shouldn’t Say To A Single Person’, although in reality it probably should have said: ‘Things You Shouldn’t Say To Any Person, Ever.’

Love… it can be the most exciting, intense and amazing thing in this world yet it can also be the most scary. I’m not talking about the love you have for your friends, family and yourself, I’m talking about the all-consuming, deep romantic kind.

So, over here in the UK, sucking and fucking in your house is banned, but driving to a castle to test out if you’re blind – well that is fine. But also now you can hang out in a bubble? I can’t much keep up.

I recently stumbled across a new website and Instagram profile, and after some extensive stalking, and a purchase of my own, I’m in a place to recommend it.

Ladies and well, more ladies; let me introduce you to Woowoo.

I hate the phrase ‘hopeless romantic’.

It’s paints a rather putrid image for me, as if I am some hysterical woman running around London, desperate for even an inkling of male attention.