I recently read an article with the title, ‘Things You Shouldn’t Say To A Single Person’, although in reality it probably should have said: ‘Things You Shouldn’t Say To Any Person, Ever.’

Love… it can be the most exciting, intense and amazing thing in this world yet it can also be the most scary. I’m not talking about the love you have for your friends, family and yourself, I’m talking about the all-consuming, deep romantic kind.

So, over here in the UK, sucking and fucking in your house is banned, but driving to a castle to test out if you’re blind – well that is fine. But also now you can hang out in a bubble? I can’t much keep up.

I recently stumbled across a new website and Instagram profile, and after some extensive stalking, and a purchase of my own, I’m in a place to recommend it.

Ladies and well, more ladies; let me introduce you to Woowoo.

I hate the phrase ‘hopeless romantic’.

It’s paints a rather putrid image for me, as if I am some hysterical woman running around London, desperate for even an inkling of male attention.